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双语笑话|和妈妈一样的女生

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No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval1 from his mother. A friend gave him advice.

Find a girl just like your motherthen she's bound to like her.

So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser2:

Just like you said, I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed, and even cooked like mother.And just as you said,mother liked her

So,asked the friend,what happened?

Nothing,said the young man.My father hates her!

37.和妈妈一样的女生

无论带哪一个女生回家,这位年轻人人总会遭到妈妈的反对。一位朋友劝他说:

找一个和你妈妈一样的女生那她必然会喜欢她。

于是这位年轻人人不停地找啊找,终于找到了这么个女生。

正像你说的那样,我找到一个长相、谈吐、穿戴,甚至连烹饪都和我妈妈一样的女生。也正像你说的那样,我妈妈喜欢她。

那后来呢?朋友问。

没什么,年轻人人说。我爸爸讨厌她!


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