10 Husbands, Still a Virgin1
A lawyer married a woman who had previously2 porced ten husbands. On
their wedding night, she told her new husband, Please be gentle, I'm
still a virgin.
What? said the puzzled groom3. How can that be if you've been married
ten times?
Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great
it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement5, and design a new state-of-the-art
method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how,
but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing4; although he had a nice product, he was never
sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!
Good, said the new husband, but, why?
You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!
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