Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A history joke
Why did Robin1 Hood2 only rob the rich?
Because the poor didn't have anything worth stealing!
Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name?
Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
A history joke
Why did Eve want to move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple!
Pupil : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking!
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