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儿童笑话|Scary collection 15

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A werewolf joke
Why did the parents call their child Camera?
Because they were always snapping!
A skeleton joke
Why do skeletons hate winter?
Because the wind just goes straight through them!
A vampire1 joke
What do vampires2 play poker3 for?
High stakes!
A Halloween joke
Another boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. Are you an unmade bed?
asked his friends No, I'm an undercover agent!
A ghost joke
What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
The eeriest4!
A demon5 joke
What is the demons6' favourite TV sitcom7?
Fiends!
A cannibal joke
What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister?
An aunt-eater!


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