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双语笑话|自己做好筹备

来源:www.ziyubo.com 2024-07-23

Prepare Yourself

A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: Mom - flunked1 all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop.

Two days later he received a response: Pop prepared. Prepare yourself.

自己做好筹备

校园里流传着如此的故事:一个学生一次给爸爸妈妈拍了一份电报,上面写着:母亲-我所有功课都不及格,被学校开除。让父亲做好筹备。

两天将来,他收到了回电:父亲已筹备好。你一个人做好筹备吧!


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