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愚人笑话|Joke: Televisions

来源:www.nuecuan.com 2024-08-13
A witness is testifying before the court, and the prosecuting1 attorney is asking him questions:
You witnessed the robbery, sir?
Yes
What was stolen?
Two televisions
Did you see the thieves?
Yes
Could you identify them?
Yes
Are the two men who stole the televisions in this courtroom?
At this point, the two defendants2 raised their hands.


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