愚人笑话|Joke: A Fishing Lure

A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden^{1 jumped out of the bushes.
Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels.
After about a half mile, the young man sTOPped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs2 to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him.
Let's see yer fishin' license3, Boy! the Warden gasped4.
With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid5 fishing license.
Well, son, said the Game Warden. You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!
Yes, sir, replied the young guy. But my friend back there, well, he don't have one.}